People I Dislike [24 Aug 2006|01:07am] This entry shall be devoted to people I dislike. Careful now, you may or may not be one of them! DISCLAIMER: These people are fake except for the pictures. DISCLAIMER 2: If you recognize any of these people (and I don't know why you would), oh well. Boo. 1) Russ Johansen Et voila, Russ. Russ has dedicated his life to Jesus seven times. He messes up by occasionally drinking beer at a show, and he is working hard to conquer his secret sin of an addiction to pornography. He has never really opened up to anyone except his ex-flame, Lindsay, who is now dating the guitarist in his band, Before I Wake, in which he performs as the lead singer/bassist. Russ's favorite bands are Chiodos, Between the Buried and Me, and Relient K. He enjoys reading the Bible and his favorite verse is John 3:16. He wears tight pants because he likes how they feel, and not just because everyone else is wearing them. In his spare time, Russ enjoys cutting/coloring his hair, wearing a studded belt to work at a fast food joint, and writing songs for his band. His life is pretty much Jesus and music, though he can't read sheet and thinks that triad is the name of a band. 2) Ella White This is Ella. Her interests include being an individual, smiling, fresh air, Jesus, going to shows, and being with her friends and boyfriend. She is currently wearing ripped Hollister jeans, drawn-on Converse (pink), a "vintage" shirt from Goodwill which reads "Pittsburgh Pre-K" (isn't she clever, that Ella?), and a strand of too-big pearls. Her hair is shiny and dark, with light highlights. Her screenname is "ohhhh ella". She describes herself as: crazy, laid-back, and fun. Ella enjoys the following bands: Taking Back Sunday (but only their earlier stuff), Cute is What We Aim For, and Bright Eyes. Her favorite books are: The Perks of Being a Wallflower and the Bible. When Ella is not sneaking out of her window to go to Waffle House with her friends at 2AM (SCANDAL!), she is usually taking pictures with her Kodak digital camera that she bought with the money earned from working at the local coffee shop. She loves photography, hopes to attend a technical college or hair institute, and one day become a veterinarian. 3) Marie Provost Marie is a trifling whore, in layman's terms. She's "cute enough," yeah, drop dead gorgeous, but also observes many of the same traits as Ella. However, Marie is one of those people who confides in her school-spirit girlfriends about that crush on Russ from Trig class. Russ has a girlfriend, an ex-popular-turned-emo kid named Bethany who straightens her hair every day, but Marie innocently pines for him, without regard to her emotions. Marie likes "all kinds of music," with genres extending from nu-metal, to modern rock, to post-hardcore, to pop. Marie is well-rounded, and her parents are divorced. She was abused as a child, and carries her dark secret with her everywhere she goes, as if some camera filming her life is just waiting for the one moment in which she'll release the secret to someone and form an unbreakable bond. Marie's not a Christian, more like an agnostic searcher. She's someone everyone can relate to, and the fact that she has a nice ass is just, well, a bonus. However, it remains that for all of Marie's "high points," she is just an average girl who, despite her seemingly heydey existance, will end up becoming an office-worker or a teacher who drives a minivan and loses her sex drive at age thirty, after bearing two kids named Ashton and Wilmer, after her two biggest celeb. crushes as a teen. PS Her favorite movie is "Napolean" Dynamite. Phew, fuck, more later, but this sure was tiring and draining. * Names have been changed because my penis says so. I don't have a penis. How's that for ambiguity? 1 comment|post comment

[29 Jan 2006|08:17pm] [ music | Karma Police ] Whoops, I forgot RAs read these things. Friends Only? I think I'm gonna delete this anyway, LOL. post comment

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